translation hospital post ( Mc Nolo)

no not to be alarmed... its is just the thing that flip flops and gravity are not really good friends.-- las sunday i went to the beach.. not so dangerous so far--- the problem comes when i went to see some stones... in bikini and flip flops.... like a goat in the mountains... i just fell down on my knees., laugh attack and too much pain on my knees ( as if a bunch of wasps stung on me....)but its ok... the problem came later when we left the beach my knees hurt like hell.. so badly so i decide to go to the hospital just to have a check out xrays.. to be sure the knees were right..
i got there and a stoned doctor asked me what happened... ( she laughed at me... i dont know if it was because my story or because she was really stoned..) then a man took me to another waiting room so that to wait for the xrays.. . he stayed there with me.. saying "check this out" he turned on tv..and played the video... it was a national geographic documentary upon polar bears and penguins...he was laughing his ass off ( alone) i think he also smoked from the doctor ´s joint.... ..sooo,, the story goes on... another doctor came... he was a mixture between michael landon, johnny cash and elvis´ shades... and he said to me ... "which knee is it???"
(both knees were about to burst... important detail... you have to choose one... so the discussion started... i want both... no only one.. this is ridiculous... he said no... only one... so big deal.. but at the end i got both...after 5 minutes discussion..at the end just internal injuries and pain but little by little goes fine---

so at the en i get... that i have to weak up from my "winter" as the bears in th documentary... because sun shines in here,and i feel really good and more alive than ever---
my laugh attack.. ( poor lolita she was very scared when she saw me on the floor... my apologies to the fisherman who was nearby ( also afraid of me)---i fell so calm,, too much peace in me...
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